Things Agreed Upon Last Night at Moody's

Barbecue sauce is like ketchup, only better.

Natural disasters are awful and all, but they do make for some great photographs.

New York is a terrific place to visit, but paying for a hotel sucks.

Girls are crazy.

Boys, also crazy.

The universe is fucking with everyone, probably just because it was bored.

It's better to have a nicely furnished apartment, so that you can either look like a respectable adult or a bum who's just crashing at some rich friend's place, than to have a trashy apartment, which will always make you look trashy, even if you shave and put on a tie.