Belmont and Broadway

Crazy man #1: "I used to work in a beauty shop a long time ago, but back then, they didn't have things like waxing. What's waxing?"

Me: "You know, to take the hair off."

"Take the hair off?"

"Yeah, like waxing your legs."

"Oh, take the hair off your legs."

Crazy man #2: "I'm an old hippie. I like hairy women."